Sadness Garden Archives

My Homicidal Hands

Hi Darling Ones, Does anyone remember the Great Fungus Gnat Infestation of 2012? That’s when those little bastards killed my…

Hi Darling Ones, Work was super stressful earlier this week and my brain still hasn’t recovered from spending 48 hours…

Hi Darling Ones, I wouldn’t necessarily say I had a plant-buying problem in the deepest, darkest depths of the pre-vaccine…

Hi Darling Ones, I just got off the phone with my friend EM, my westernerd friend who lives in Madison….

Hi Darling Ones, This afternoon I had one of those out of body experiences that occasionally happen when I’m talking…

Hi Darling Ones, I don’t know about you, but this week has been a drag. I’m lethargic, alternately bored and…

Oh Darling Ones, My heart is shaky with rage. I am incandescent with fury. Bill Cosby raped, assaulted, or molested…

So, Darling Ones, Do you remember back in January when I became a Tree Influencer? Me neither. January was eighty-six…

Well, Darling Ones, It has come to my attention that I should treat Memorial Day weekend (MDW) like it’s New…

Dear Darling Ones, As our time together under the umbrella of the COVID Diaries comes to a close, you should…