Late last week I tripped into a musical hole called 1986 (which actually included music from about 1984-1986, and would probably be more accurately called a Junior High Musical Hole) and I’ve had a really…
Posts tagged On being tall
Dispatches from Supergenius HQ where nobody got any sleep last night
If I die of spontaneous combustion or an aneurysm sometime within the next month I want you to sue the crap out of Dodge and their advertising agency. They have an asinine commercial running lately where the first line of the narration is, “Summer begs the question.”
Appealing to prurient interests
Awhile back I was interviewed by Nerve for their feature “Sex Advice from Extremely Tall Women.” I will warn you before you click the link that there’s not so much advice as there is talk…
A few things I need to get off my chest: Not a rant
I spend all my time lately thinking about The Family Fang, wishing I was reading The Family Fang, or reading The Family Fang. In the spare minutes I don’t spend in Fangland, I’m thinking about…
It’s a lie. You won’t lose a finger.
When you were a kid did you spend a lot of time singing into a fan because you thought the way it made your voice sound was pretty cool? I did too. If your parents…
New britches
Back in December my friend Adam, who I do the OxPod with, made a crack about how when I get ready in the morning I throw on my “work jammies” and trot downstairs. It’s funny…