Your desire for me at this point must be totally overwhelming. I’ve had the Make Sweet Sweet Love to me Vibe going full-blast all day. It will all be over soon. I am about to…
Posts tagged Mike Doughty
a tinny phantom of a smooch like smack on an aluminum can
Well men of planet earth, I realize that right about now your desire to make sweet, sweet love to me has just about reached a fever pitch. I promise that my patent-pending Make Sweet Sweet…
a letter from Supergenius, Inc.
Dear Men of the World (and some women too), I just wanted to give you advanced notice that from right now until Saturday, May 6, 2006 (a mere month before 06.06.06 which is my birthday)…
the thing that bothers me is that someone keeps moving my objects
dear mr. doughty el delicioso, hi, it’s me jodi. remember me? freakishly tall butt shaker standing in the back of first ave sending you her patented Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibes™ — yeah,…
don’t move your lips, just shake your hips
if the meme is good enough for tito, it’s good enough for me. besides it’s early on a sunday morning, i just had some pizza and i need something to write about. usually i am…
on mix CD theory and what not
as i mentioned earlier, i’m making a mix CD for an e-crush and this posing quite the dilemma. there’s just so many competing mix theories, that i just can’t figure out which one to follow….