Hi Darling Ones, I was going to title this post “If Jackson Browne Mated with a Mean Turtle: The Last in a Series.” However, by the time I was done typing the word ‘turtle’ I…
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If a Cabbage Patch Kid Mated with a Mean Turtle
Dear Darling Ones, For the first half of my career I worked on and off with a woman named Linda who used to ask her clients & contractors “What keeps you up at night?” She…
The COVID Diaries: If My School Bullies Mated with a Mean Turtle
Hi Darling Ones, You’ve all probably been wondering, where is Jodi’s hair at these days? It’s been months and months since we had an update on this very vital topic we all care about so…
The COVID Diaries: If Prue Mated with a Mean Turtle
So Darling Ones, My brain has decided that today marks 100 days since I last shaved my head and since I ended my last romantic relationship. I’m about 68% sure these two things did not…
The COVID Diaries: I Got a New Shirt Today
Dear Darling Ones, I got a new shirt today. It has Stevie Nicks on it and wearing it makes me feel feminine and witchy, like some alluring mysterious woman of mystery and allure.* I have…