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on vacation
if i am on vacation, why in the hell am i so damn tired? i should be brimming with energy. instead, i sit here and ponder taking a nap. it’s like i am some 84-year-old…
the people’s republic of lumps in my oatmeal
today might just have been the most perfect summer day in the entire world. i am not just saying that because it happened to me either. we went to the zoo. we looked at meerkats…
maybe it’s not so bad after all
so, we went to the mall of hell today and actually it wasn’t so bad. i have come to the conclusion that women who shop at the mall of hell are about the worst dressers…
what in the hell?
what kind of strange interplanetary law is working here today? i can sit for months without my phone ringing a single time on a saturday. months. i am not even exaggerating. but now, that i…
all wound up
my shoulders are in knots. i am coiled tight, a spring waiting to pop. my vacation could not come at a better time. my work ethic rating has slid into negative numbers. i don’t think…