what kind of strange interplanetary law is working here today? i can sit for months without my phone ringing a single time on a saturday. months. i am not even exaggerating. but now, that i have something to do, someone to hang out with. . . it rings off the damn hook. i just don’t get it. i don’t.

today we are off the hellish, heinous, mall of america. pray for me. i need it.