what kind of strange interplanetary law is working here today? i can sit for months without my phone ringing a single time on a saturday. months. i am not even exaggerating. but now, that i…
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all wound up
my shoulders are in knots. i am coiled tight, a spring waiting to pop. my vacation could not come at a better time. my work ethic rating has slid into negative numbers. i don’t think…
radiant, me?
andrea‘s take on the lunch date. she called me radiant. i still think schlumpy is more accurate.
the sticker club
lunch with paige and andrea was utterly delightful. paige is goergous. if she wasn’t so friendly, i’d probably have to hate her. that’s what schlumpy girls like me do, we hate the pretty ones because…
evil munchkins
the evil munchkin has been giving me unending shit about going out to lunch with his girlfriend and paige tomorrow. he’s jealous. i suppose it doesn’t help that i keep telling him i am going…