For those of you already worrying about Operation Maneater’s success, have no fear there is a plan. First of all, I’m calling it Operation Maneater because “Maneater” is my favorite Hall & Oates song and…
Posts tagged Hall & Oates
Songs that have been stuck in my head at some point today
Rich Girl, Hall & Oates The theme to The Office Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games, Of Montreal (only it’s really the version in that shitty Outback commercial The Last to Know, Del…
Things that suddenly came to my attention when I was busy separating the Lemon-scented Pledge Starburst from the Pina Colada Starburst
1. I feel as though Wonder Woman’s shapely thighs and ample bosom is mocking me. I flipped the calendar today and this month’s superhero art has this caption: “The Amazon Princess breaks up a terrorist…
oh-ho she’ll chew you up
i am listening to Hall & Oates’ “Maneater” without the slightest bit of irony. also, i am not wearing socks.
watch out boys i’ll chew you up
so today i have to write the newsletter. i have to write the newsletter every month. it goes out to about eleventeen billion people and they love it. all of them. i know this, because…
13 ways to procrastinate
1. spend an hour illegally downloading Hall & Oates songs 2. decide that you simply cannot write until you have salad dressing in the house 3. fall asleep listening to car talk 4. babysit Jaycie…