13 ways to procrastinate

1. spend an hour illegally downloading Hall & Oates songs
2. decide that you simply cannot write until you have salad dressing in the house
3. fall asleep listening to car talk
4. babysit Jaycie and Max
. force kidlings into slave labor in a pathetic attempt to clean the house
6. feel guilty, give kids $2 for their trip to florida
7. eat popcorn
8. watch Stepmom
9. cry over Stepmom
10. ponder making a turkey sandwich for lunch
11. contemplate cheating and re-writing some other story
12. make stupid lists and think about taking a nap
13. wonder if it’s too early to start drinking

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3 Comments

  1. kelly 25.Mar.06 at 4:04 pm

    As a professional alcoholic, I’ll tell you that it’s never too early to start drinking.
    And if you’re going to rewrite a story, you can go here and procrastinate further so that Thursday isn’t such a brain strain:

    http://www.karaoke.com

    You’ve got plenty of time…it’s so not time to panic.

  2. kelly 26.Mar.06 at 3:14 pm

    Love the new iwilldare.com/typing for miles and miles!!
    NOW QUIT PROCRASTINATING!

  3. NBFB 27.Mar.06 at 11:40 am

    As a retired, professional alcoholic, I agree with Kelly.