Well men of planet earth, I realize that right about now your desire to make sweet, sweet love to me has just about reached a fever pitch. I promise that my patent-pending Make Sweet Sweet…
Posts tagged Crushes & Romantic Notions
the odd disruptions in the atmosphere are totally my fault
When I was driving to work today, I noticed that just about every other car I passed, flashed it’s lights at me, or honked it’s horn. I checked to make sure my brights weren’t accidentally…
you may set your charm on stun, and say that i am delightful and fun
so feel like making sweet sweet love to me yet? how about now? you totally should because I’ve been putting the vibe out there for a good hour or so. Perhaps, if you live on…
waiting patiently for something to happen
hello darling ones. do you feel the overwhelming desire to make sweet, sweet love to me? i sure as hell hope not because i forgot until right now that i’m supposed to be practicing my…
a letter from Supergenius, Inc.
Dear Men of the World (and some women too), I just wanted to give you advanced notice that from right now until Saturday, May 6, 2006 (a mere month before 06.06.06 which is my birthday)…
the thing that bothers me is that someone keeps moving my objects
dear mr. doughty el delicioso, hi, it’s me jodi. remember me? freakishly tall butt shaker standing in the back of first ave sending you her patented Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibes™ — yeah,…