Darling Ones, I am typing with one eye closed. The FFJ who wants another F added to make her Fucking Fabulous Friend Jodie took me out for my birthday. It was, seriously, the aweseomest awesome…
Posts tagged Beverages
cherry is not lime
i was so distracted by the ice-covered roads, my traveling anxiety, my lateness, and my general crappy mood that when i was at the gas station today i grabbed the wrong diet coke. if i…
a couple of high hard ones instead of low jiggly ones
on my way to the bathroom a few minutes ago, i noticed how ‘perky’ i was looking. i’m wearing a bra that i never, ever, ever, ever wear. i’m not even sure how old this…
kickin’ the stall
i have to be to work at 9:30 tomorrow, because OHMYGODWEHAVEADEADLINE has come and gone and now we’re just in full-on freakout mode. so anyway, if sleep were a train leaving for chicago right this…
let’s set sail with captain morgan
i’m in the process of getting very drunk, because i want to. because i’m in the mood to not live in my fully-sober brain tonight. because i had a bad dream that left me still…