I’m in a mood most foul today, this fine fine cloudy and cool Monday morning straight from the bowels of Satan. Here’s the thing. First of all, I don’t like Interpol. All their songs are very samey sounding. This has just occurred to me because some lame Interpol song was on Kathleen Turner Overdrive. But here’s the real thing. The real thing is I’m fucking grouchy. It’s hormones so there isn’t much I can do about it, besides not tear…
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
Okay, there’s no way to say it without sounding absolutely ridiculous, so I’m just gonna say it. I cried at the Mike Doughty concert last night in River Falls. I didn’t plan on it. I didn’t even think about crying when he busted out “The Only Answer” and I LOVE that song so much it gives me goosebumps. I was having a grand old time, shaking my ass to “Circles” and “True Dreams of Witchita.” But when he got all…
Of all the late-night shitty greasy spoons in all the world, Mike Doughty walked into mine
(wolfdogg took this picture, click to see the ‘notes’) Listen up all you doubters. Yes, all you who do not believe in the power of my Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me™ Vibe. It works! Well, it kind of works. No, I did not convince Mike Doughty to ravish me using the power of my vibe. but. but. but. I am convinced that it was the power of the Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me vibe that lured el Doughty…
send a message to the boys
Your desire for me at this point must be totally overwhelming. I’ve had the Make Sweet Sweet Love to me Vibe going full-blast all day. It will all be over soon. I am about to depart to the Wolfdoggy-dogg’s. He and the Wolflings are gonna show me through the wilds of River Falls, Wisconsin, where I will promptly ditch them to go have sex with Mike Doughty. I hope they don’t mind. So, if you’re wondering what to do with…
a tinny phantom of a smooch like smack on an aluminum can
Well men of planet earth, I realize that right about now your desire to make sweet, sweet love to me has just about reached a fever pitch. I promise that my patent-pending Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibe will be packed up and put away around 10:30 tonight, after the Mike Doughty show at UW-River Falls. At that time y’all will go back to your usual mode of operation — not having any desire to make any kind of…
well she couldn’t cut loose with her mommy around (or on music lyrics, the ‘mats, and on being a total fangirl of the worst kind)
When I was teenager, I spent a lot of time sitting on my bedroom floor in front of my K-mart stereo with a notebook in my lap. There I would compulsively play 30 seconds of a song, pause the tape, frantically scribble down the lyrics to the song, and then rewind the tape to make sure I had gotten it right. For some reason having the lyrics written down in my notebook was very important. It seemed as though if…