There’s a scene in “Thelma and Louise” where Geena Davis talks about how she’s gonna let loose and she says all southern-like “My hair is comin’ down.” Eventually she has sex with Brad Pitt and…
Browsing Category TV
A Supergenius’ Progress or, Hey, I know that guy
So I made it as far as putting all the fiction away. This was the coffee table before, and now there’s only four books on there, all which have to go upstairs to the Fortress…
Looking like a train wreck
I was glued to my chair and my eyes are started to water because I hadn’t blinked in 43 minutes. While enjoying my solo sans pants time this evening, I started channel surfing and landed…
The best show on TV and for once I’m not talking about Dawson’s Creek
My opinions when it come to quality television programming are probably not held in high regard. I generally spend my TV time crying in front of Dawson’s Creek reruns that I’ve seen before, watching My…
Excuse me while I break my own heart tonight
On bottles of some pills you see the ‘Do not take with alcohol’ or ‘be careful driving and shit when you take these pills’ warning. You always see things like TV-MA, this show is intended…
This is what America is about
I am pausing live TV! In my underwear! Also, I set the DVR to record every episode of Dawson’s Creek that ever comes across my TV. If I had a penis, I’d have the biggest…