“Write about this early.” Kelly popped her head back into Ruby before slamming the door. “Are you kidding? I’m gonna blahg this as soon as I get home,” I said. Here’s the deal. Kelly and…
Browsing Category Relationships
Almost as good as having someone say I Love You to your answering machine
Whenever I roll into work at 9:10 and see the blindingly bright red light glowing on my phone, my stomach sinks a bit. There’s no way I should have voicemail at such an ungodly hour…
Come here mama and dig this crazy scene
We used to go to the Golden Chair because Anderla had a thing for Eau Claire rockers and I had a thing for cold, cold beer and darts. The Chair, as we called it, was…
If only I could just think of the right opening line
It has come to my attention that while 2006 was supposed to be my year, it totally was not my year. Why? Because I had no sex with anyone other than me in all of…
My Christmas Wish for You, Darling Ones
I haven’t opened a single Christmas present yet, but I already got the best gift I’m gonna get this year. You see, Saturday night I had myself a little panic attack. I was still pretty…
Googling under the influence of slow, sappy Wilco songs can be hazardous to your mental health
There comes a time in the night after being awake for so many hours (insomnia can suck my left one) when your computer should just automatically turn off because nothing good could come from anything…