hi, i am cute tonight.
really, i am cute. i got my eyebrows done. this involved lying on a table while a cute girl rubbed good smelling stuff into my bert-like eyebrows. the she spread warm wax on my eyebrows and heartlessly ripped out the offending hairs. really, it didn’t hurt. it was nothing compared to the superman tattoo. but man oh man, what a difference. HUGE difference. i look so cute. i almost killed myself 394 times getting back to work. i couldn’t take my eyes off my eyebrows. too bad you guys can’t see me in all my cutieosity.