Me: sits down on couch after going to the bathroom. Walter & Sully: stand in front of me tails wagging awaiting food. Me: “Stop it, ya bastards. You don’t get to eat every single time…
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Day 101 of 200: Stop With the Doorbells Makers of TV Stuff
I had a bowl of chicken noodle soup for dinner 15 minutes ago and I think it was laced with something. As I type I can barely keep my head up and my eyes open….
Day 94 of 200: The Hair Chronicles
When I first shaved my head in April my plan was to do buzz it once and then begin the laborious grow-out process. Much to my surprise I really liked not having hair. It was…
Day 78 of 200: A Rando Called Me Ugly & I Can’t Shake it
Usually when a troll drives-by to tell me I’m ugly, I let it roll off my back. I don’t care what randos think. I don’t care about today’s rando either. However, I am furious that…
Day 76 of 200: Some Minor Updates
Update to Day 64: My bowl of glow-in-the-dark candy actually DOES glow in the dark. I discovered this by shining my iPhone’s flashlight on a recently-eaten Kit Kat. I cannot tell you how much this…