Usually when a troll drives-by to tell me I’m ugly, I let it roll off my back. I don’t care what randos think. I don’t care about today’s rando either. However, I am furious that this dick called me ugly.
Sure, Canadian Dwayne was defending the honor of Gwen Stefani. So, maybe it’s justified? After all, I did call her annoying in 2016 and HOW DARE I? I don’t know why he was so mad. I didn’t call her ugly nor did I tag her in the tweet. And also, it was two years ago.
His tweet was the first notification I saw when I picked up my phone this morning. Instead of letting it go, I wanted to light this fucker up with my fury. However, the two tweets right before the one where he told me I was ugly were literally: “Look I got a new dagger” and “I have no friends to spend Canadian Thanksgiving with.”
I thought better of retaliating because I like being alive. Fucker oughta know that I have people to spend all the Thanksgivings with. And also, I DO NOT CARE WHAT HE THINKS ABOUT MY APPEARANCE.
Fuck him. And Gwen Stefani IS annoying.