last night i kept dreaming that i was having sex with a HUGE south dakotan football player. he had orangey hair. we had sex in a red pick-up truck and in the snow. it was…
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the people’s republic of lumps in my oatmeal
today might just have been the most perfect summer day in the entire world. i am not just saying that because it happened to me either. we went to the zoo. we looked at meerkats…
five years ago
Blech. It’s the fifth anniversary of alan’s death. you can read about it over at backwash if’n you want.
maybe it’s not so bad after all
so, we went to the mall of hell today and actually it wasn’t so bad. i have come to the conclusion that women who shop at the mall of hell are about the worst dressers…
what in the hell?
what kind of strange interplanetary law is working here today? i can sit for months without my phone ringing a single time on a saturday. months. i am not even exaggerating. but now, that i…
excuse me is this stereolab?
welcome to the first friday night of my vacation. please allow me to feel sorry for myself. “you are using someone else’s poetry to express how you feel. . .” i am watching high fidelity…