i am stealing this totally rad music lyric thing from the lovely ms. jena. see, you’re supposed to describe yourself using the lyrics of on artist. in this case paul westerberg and the replacements count…
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mistress never tell a lie
about an hour ago the bossman strolled past: “good morning jodi,” he said. “good morning cocksucker,” i said. only i said the cocksucker part in my head, because i didn’t feel like getting fired today.
save me, save me, be the light in my eyes
i feel a little like i’ve been hit by a truck, but really i’ve only been hit by a clue. i’ve spent most of my five days off in a depressive funk, sleeping as much…
transumutation
in my never-ending attempt to transform myself into a suburban soccer (ok, i’ll never be a soccer mom, because i’m not even sure how to spell the damn word) mom, i am making a roast….
greedy pig fucker
still wondering what to get your favorite internet sweetheart? i’ll take one Songbook, thank you very, very much!
smug self-satisfaction
nothing gives me a greater sense of smug self-satisfaction then finding the perfect gift for someone you thought would be impossible to buy for. in other news, i am a weak, weak card-buying junkie. after…