in honor of today being my half-birthday, sonja brought flowers and donuts. yes, she is the ONLY person that rememberd. how dare you? darling ones, i am so disappointed that you forgot today was that…
Browsing Category Misc.
you broke the boy in me, but you won’t break the man
i drove a significant chunk of the way home behind a Nissan Quest minivan. in the dirtysaltyslushy mess that seems to collect on all minnesota cars in the winter someone drew a GIANT anarchy sign….
astronomical
i’d like to thank the academy for this honor. i’d like to thank my parents, it’s good genes that make something like this possibly. i’d like to thank mary, my hair-cutter lady. and mostly i’d…
breaking the record
i would like to announce that i am now the all-time slinky slinks record holder. i slinked the slinky from hand-to-hand 19 times in a row. i rule!
holy cannoli
quick, alert the media! someone stopped time. i think today might be one of the longest days in the history of days.