mistress never tell a lie

about an hour ago the bossman strolled past:
“good morning jodi,” he said.
“good morning cocksucker,” i said.

only i said the cocksucker part in my head, because i didn’t feel like getting fired today.

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10 Comments

  1. Jake 02.Dec.02 at 2:24 pm

    If he ever sees this site you would be fired.
    You need to have a healthy way to vent your frustration what do you do?

  2. jodi 02.Dec.02 at 2:27 pm

    1. say “i hate him, i hate him, i hate him,” in my whiny pout voice over and over to anyone who will listen.
    2. cry.
    3. masturbate
    4. try to imagine his professional ruin
    5. cry.
    6. ignore it all.
    7. eat ice cream.
    8. write on iwilldare.com.

  3. jodi 02.Dec.02 at 2:29 pm

    also is hating your boss a fireable offense?

  4. Jake 02.Dec.02 at 2:46 pm

    Well it is a shame that you never post any pictures of you doing 3 and 7.

    Yes hating your boss and having you boss find out about it can get you fired.

  5. UH 02.Dec.02 at 4:31 pm

    “…is hating your boss a fireable offense?”

    Unless you’re in a union shop, jodikins, the bossman can fire you for any reason, or no reason at all. The only things for which you can’t be fired are age, gender, or race (and some disablities which are covered by the A.D.A.) and even then the burden of proof is on the person who was fired.

  6. Jeff 02.Dec.02 at 4:36 pm

    I don’t think hating your boss would get anyone fired. The unemployment rate would be astounding. It’s the “cocksucker” part that worries me. Unless, of course, it’s true. Then there’s no worries whatsoever.

    Anywho…
    I just totally stumbled across your site and think it’s way cool. My compliments.

    Oh, and my name is Jeff but I’m not that Jeff Johnson guy I read about.

  7. jodi 02.Dec.02 at 4:40 pm

    the bossman knows about as much about the web as my grammu, i think i’m pretty safe.

  8. UH 02.Dec.02 at 5:03 pm

    “the bossman knows about as much about the web as my grammu, i think i’m pretty safe.”

    I wouldn’t worry about him finding it on his own, I’d worry about someone else who has a personal grudge emailing him the URL, or slipping him a little note.

    Trust no one.

  9. Thomas 03.Dec.02 at 7:06 am

    Um… about Jakes request to see pictures of 3 and 7… Could you take a picture doing both simultanteously? I think there’s a real niche for that kind of new, brave genre.

    And the Bossman is being… well… a Bossman… I’m sorry you hate him so. I guess this will negate any further oogy sex dreams about him, eh?

  10. jodi 03.Dec.02 at 1:57 pm

    i might be pretty good and all, but i don’t think anyone’s good enough to take pictures of themselves while doing #3 and #7.