i was doing pretty good today. cleaning and grocery shopping and what not, then things went horribly awry. i blame it on the weird convergence of stuff. Li-Young Lee in the issue of Speakeasy that…
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twisted numbers
number of books extracted from bed and surrounding area: 7 number of issues of the new yorker extracted from aforementioned area: 3 number of book jackets inexplicably and inextractably wedged between bed frame and bed…
not kidding anymore
as i embark on a post-holiday cleansing of my apartment i am forced to ponder new year’s resolutions. and here’s mine: “as god and you are my witness my apartment will never be this messy…
there ain’t no bank that can hold me back
i’m supposed to be cleaning the apartment. instead, i’m watching the clerks animated series DVD i got for christmas and playing with my newest toy. see, yesterday in a fit of anger, i went out…
so this is christmas
well, that’s over. one more night of hell (new year’s eve) to get through and this interminable holiday season will be over. it wasn’t so bad. batering for candy was fun. “i got a nestle…
i should have combed
this is what happens when you go to the target on christmas eve without combing your hair: you run into your arch-nemesis from college and he, of course, spots you right away. probably because you’re…