Hi Darling Ones, One of the best things about being 6’5″ is the ability to reach almost all of the things. I’ve been more than six-feet tall for 41 years, and I have go-go-gadget rams….
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The Birthday That Wouldn’t Quit
Oh, Darling Ones, Today is my 53rd birthday and boy is it being a god-damned day. My 26-year-old washing machine decided to give up on life, and so my gift from the universe is a…
Cool Rider
Hi Darling Ones, Yesterday I got a new set of wheels. The wheels are not attached to the red Jeep Wrangler of my teenage dreams. There was no giant bow. Instead, I got a generic…
Who Needs Science When I Have Magical Thinking?
Hola Darling Ones, How are you? Today I’m a little bored and frustrated. While there are 88 things I could probably be doing that might ease my boredom, I’m choosing to type and bellyache about…
Poor, Poor
Hola Darling Ones, How are you? Is Spring springing where you are? It is here and I’m giving it 90% of the credit for why I keep passing the open windows. The other 10% goes…
Stroke Me Day 731: Happy 2nd Strokeaversary to Me
Dear Darling Ones, Both the March 6ths when I woke up with nothing newly catastrophic happening in my body have been a great joy. It’s been two years since I woke up to everything inside…