Forgive me, Darling Ones, I’m about to whine. A lot. This has been a bummer summer and I am counting down the hours until it is over. Summer officially ends, according to the Jodiann calendar,…
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I Will Dare’s Silver Jubilee
Dear 2000 Jodi, Hey you! You’re never going to guess what 2025 Jodi did today. She? We? I? made an appointment at a Seating Clinic. Did you know that was a thing? Neither did I,…
Is This What Being Short is Like?
Hi Darling Ones, One of the best things about being 6’5″ is the ability to reach almost all of the things. I’ve been more than six-feet tall for 41 years, and I have go-go-gadget rams….
The Birthday That Wouldn’t Quit
Oh, Darling Ones, Today is my 53rd birthday and boy is it being a god-damned day. My 26-year-old washing machine decided to give up on life, and so my gift from the universe is a…
Cool Rider
Hi Darling Ones, Yesterday I got a new set of wheels. The wheels are not attached to the red Jeep Wrangler of my teenage dreams. There was no giant bow. Instead, I got a generic…
Who Needs Science When I Have Magical Thinking?
Hola Darling Ones, How are you? Today I’m a little bored and frustrated. While there are 88 things I could probably be doing that might ease my boredom, I’m choosing to type and bellyache about…