Hi Darling Ones, From the very first time I saw “Reality Bites” at an Eau Claire movie theater with my…
Browsing Category Hermit Truths
Why I Tell My Toothpaste to Fuck Off Every Night
Dear Darling Ones, I’ve worked in marketing for the better part of twenty years. One of the side-effects is being…
I Guess We’re Doing 2023 Now
Hello Darling Ones, I can’t remember which Westernerd put Marah’s “Why Independent Record Stores Fail” on a Mix CD for…
I Will Not Be Sad in Heaven
So Twitter has turned into a giant block party where ever single attendee is standing on a box holding a…
Worship at My Feet
Hey Darling Ones, It was one of the summers of 2017-2019 when I was really invested in dating and dating…
A Lot of Ways to Cry
Dear Darling Ones, I just finished five hours of work,* put on Waxahatchee’s “Saint Cloud” record, and promptly burst into…
Held Hostage by Avocados & Grief
Hi Darling Ones, I’m being held hostage by avocados and grief. My plan for today was to work a bunch…
Failing at Getting Back to Real Life
Dear Darling Ones, I was supposed to go back to work today. I really need to go back to work….
Back on My Bullshit, This Time With New Glasses
So, Darling Ones, it’s confession time. One of my unwritten about (I think) goals for 2022 was to get my…
Four Reasons for Posting a Selfie
Sorry, Darling Ones, I’ve been super chatty thus far this week and I’m sure many people are about full up…