since i was thinking about leather tuscadero earlier, i thought i’d share that one of my earliest sex-type fantasies revolved around Happy Days. In the fantasy, i was always pinky tuscadero and i had just…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
two knee slaps and finger-gun point
i was sitting here pondering making some chili and thinking about how hard it is to avoid one of my cousin joey’s silly blonde friends at the grocery store, when Leather Tuscadero popped into my…
fucked by the taxman
i got a notice from the MN Dept. of Revenue in the mail today. apparently they gave me back too much money on my property tax rebate back in 2000. now guess who owes them…
two more things
it’s 3:03 p.m. and i haven’t gotten dressed yet. i’m trying not to feel guilty about such sloth. i know that i need to unwind and not wearing clothes helps, but it’s hard. i’m in…
an ode to joy
it’s not much of a secret that when i was a kid i really, really wanted to be a ballerina when i grew up. sadly it wasn’t meant to be. mostly because i’m too big…
toddler-head-kissing writing teachers
i slept my ass off last night, which was so good. but so bad at the same time because now my back hurts. of course, i dreamt. i dreamt that robert (my writing teacher) was…