it’s not much of a secret that when i was a kid i really, really wanted to be a ballerina when i grew up.

sadly it wasn’t meant to be. mostly because i’m too big and partly because i’m not particularily coordinated. i’m a big, tall, clumsy girl.

however, when the song Wild & Lethal comes on, i can bust a move like no other. i have no idea how i actually look when i shimmy the shoulders and shake the hips, but i do know that the motion is not only unavoidable, but a lot of god damn fun.

i just pity the poor world that will never get to see my true dancing talent. what a shame.