a smile with your name on it is guaranteed if you: 1. leave a message on my voice mail 2. text message me on sara the swanky cell phone 3. say “i was just thinking…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
hear my little heart pound
because apparently you are not the mindless masses that i had so been hoping for, i had to go out and buy myselfDavid Foster Wallace’s Oblivion. can you hear my little heart pound with excitement?…
a good start
you know the day can’t be too bad when the dentist calls and cancels your appointment. any dentist-free day is a good one to me.
the one where my dream was wrong
my mom had surgery today. she came out AOK so far. it was minor, out-patient surgery– some sort of varicose vein thing, i think. i’m not exactly sure. i couldn’t really talk about it at…
missing march
i somehow managed to burn the roof of my mouth. at least i think it’s a burn, though i don’t remember the burning, but it feels a little like i ate 49 bowls of cap’n…
this one will find a way
i’ve been so fucking busy lately that i totally forgot to wax psychotic during my current bout with PMS. there was a small pity party thrown in my honor sometime late saturday evening, so i…