a smile with your name on it is guaranteed if you:
1. leave a message on my voice mail
2. text message me on sara the swanky cell phone
3. say “i was just thinking about you” or “i did/saw/heard ____ and thought of you.”
4. talk to me about a great book you read
6. talk to me about a great book you read that i suggested
7. read my short stories
8. tell me you love paul westerberg
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love paul? i fucking buried paul.
but, but daedtonsiluap. he’s not!
i totally left a vm and didn’t read this post until like an hour later….now i know that the first f in ffj is true!
1. You told me never to call you.
2. I tried but my phone won’t let me.
3. I sorta did, because I checked for updates. That’s a way of wondering what you’re up to.
4. We did that the other evening, though it wasn’t a book and it wasn’t great.
6. I’m thinking of getting a copy of Ella Minnow Pea.
7. I have.
8. I would but you know I would just be lying.
9. There’s a dcwl in my fridge right now at this very moment with your name on it.
10. See you in class. I’m leaving my place at 6.
Dear NBFB,
don’t fool me. i know you are only reading ella minnow pea because your new NBFG said she loved it.
you stink.
jodi