Reason #493 to love Leonard Cohen “you told me you preferred handsome men. but for me you would make an exception. in clenching your fist for the ones like us who are opressed by the…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
the best of is not so good
The Best American Short Stories 2004 ed. by Lorrie Moore. i gotta say that this year’s Best American is somewhat of a snoozer. and really, am i the only one sick of seeing Updike, Proulx,…
it’s time for the beating to commence
things are pretty slow are around the ol’ place of employ lately. it sort of sucks ass. really. because nothing is worse than being here when you don’t have great gobs of stuff to do….
fa-reez-ing
it’s so cold in here that i have goosebumps on all my 2000 parts. i’m thinking of burning my insurance forms and computer manuals in an attempt to generate enough heat to thaw the tip…
they’ll be paid back with interest in due time
i’ve decided that sometime in the future i would very much like to marry A.C. Newman. i hope he’s not midgety short. he looks tall. but then everyone looks tall on the internet.
yet another weird dream in a week filled with weirder and weirder dreams
last night i dreamt my life was a soap opera. or something close to it. for some reason i was dating opie from the bowling alley. only opie was played by someone else and not…