they’ll be paid back with interest in due time

i’ve decided that sometime in the future i would very much like to marry A.C. Newman. i hope he’s not midgety short. he looks tall. but then everyone looks tall on the internet.

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  1. Damon 30.Nov.04 at 2:27 pm

    A.C. hadn’t really made my radar…already downloaded “Homemade Bombs In The Afternoon”, sounds great!

    As for his height…I think there are plenty of pictures on his website where, unless they took them around a bunch of smaller-than-normal items, you can tell he’s pretty tall.

  2. Carl Newman 02.Dec.04 at 9:21 am

    I am 5’10”. I hope that doesn’t make me midgety short.

  3. jodi 02.Dec.04 at 9:33 am

    that makes you a mere one inch away from midgety short. you’re lucky AC. ‘sides you got the red hair and that’s bound to buy you some bonus points. so, if you’re not busy you wanna get married or something?

  4. Carl Newman 02.Dec.04 at 2:11 pm

    Sure, but only if I can continue to bang my girlfriend on the side. Please RSVP. Thank you.

  5. jodi 02.Dec.04 at 2:21 pm

    perhaps, but what’s in it for me?

  6. Carlos Newman 02.Dec.04 at 2:58 pm

    My orange hair, of course. And an orgasm marathon.

  7. jodi 02.Dec.04 at 2:59 pm

    will there be any leftover for me? what about the side banging of the gf? i mean, i can be pretty demanding.

  8. Carly Newmy 02.Dec.04 at 4:58 pm

    There will be plenty of leftovers for you. I am Mr. Leftover (actually, that’s the name of my cat).

  9. jodi 03.Dec.04 at 10:09 am

    well let’s get this straight mr. newmy. the party of the first part and the party of the second part must agree that any side banging of the party of the third part will be henceforth referred to as getting the leftovers.

    got it?

  10. Carl Newman 03.Dec.04 at 11:22 am

    Can it be called sloppy seconds?