seriously, guess what? i have nothing to do tonight but write, sit on the couch in my underpants, practice and read the new issue of the believer that i got in the mail. who wants…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
move over Ted Leo, Mike Doughty, Andrew Bird, and AC Newman, there’s a new imaginary boyfriend in town
on a tuesday night, i ventured into the big bad city to see my ex-imaginary boyfriend, ted leo and his friends the pharmacists. first of all, this was my first foray into first-ave post smoking…
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies
“you’re late,” sister #2 said as soon as i walked into sister #4’s house. “it’s like 6:32,” i said. “yeah but we’re hungry.” “i didn’t know that i had to be early just because you…
67 stories and a nap
things i need to write about: 1. not losing my virginity 2. hail & how mother nature really needs to stop with this fucking rain nonsense 3. lunch with the NBFB 4. borders/chess/girl with the…
losing my religion, err, i mean losing my virginity
tonight, i’m going to lose my virginity with wendy. she has invited me the St. Paul Saints baseball game and it will be the first baseball game i have ever attended. ever. i’m 33-years-old and…
my newest favorite things
I. my new sheets in an effort to fix my horrible bedroom juju and in hopes that some day i’ll get laid again, i bought some new sheets and other bed-type accoutrements. i am in…