sister #2 sent me home with Cosmo’s September issue, she said it was brainless and would help me relax. here is what i learned: bon jovi and i have the same tattoo, only his is…
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ask for me tomorrow, you will find me a grave woman
if you were brave enough to kiss me and lucky enough for me to acquiesce to such a thing, i’m pretty sure i’d taste pretty damn good. a friend once told me that what you…
first day of school
sister #3 just sent this picture of little peanutbutter pumpkin pie Cade’s first day of pre-school. he’s getting so big! sister #2 said that they both cried when she had to leave.
i’ll be in my basement room with a needle and a spoon
the cold continues to ravage my weakened body. if i had the energy and if the contagious co-worker were here, i’d still find the energy to kick his ass. and hard. but alas, he has…
rest easy
allegedly alex chilton has been found. perhaps he’s been hanging out in memphis all the while?
calling in the troops
snot-colored aliens have taken up residence in my skull and they’ve decided they want out by any means necessary, so at least we agree on that. i was hoping the withdrawl from my body would…