things i’ve learned while reading the first half of Cosmo’s september issue

sister #2 sent me home with Cosmo’s September issue, she said it was brainless and would help me relax. here is what i learned:

  • bon jovi and i have the same tattoo, only his is on his arm and mine is on my chest
  • all the models are about 12 now
  • i am not a fun or fearless female
  • i really do not care about shoes, hair or make-up
  • i cannot read lines like “Fire up your sack sessions by breathing new life into foreplay. . .” without laughing
  • britney spears has a perfume called something i can’t remember but the ad’s tagline was something like “will you dare?” and now i kinda wanna wear that perfume
  • and the best thing i’ve learned. . . my high school friend Billie Jo who lives in Biloxi, MS is fine, fine, fine. fine.

i wept when the little g-mail alert popped up and i saw it was from her.

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8 Comments

  1. dietcokegurl 06.Sep.05 at 7:39 pm

    That’s wonderful news about your friend!

  2. jodi 06.Sep.05 at 7:48 pm

    thank you! it was the fear that dare not speak its name. i wouldn’t even allow myself to think of the possibility that Billie Jo and her kids would not be ok.

  3. PeeWee 06.Sep.05 at 10:45 pm

    I knew that about Bon Jovi.

  4. jodi 06.Sep.05 at 10:50 pm

    and you didn’t tell me?!?

  5. PeeWee 07.Sep.05 at 7:14 am

    I thought everybody knew that about Bon Jovi. Didn’t want to state the obvious, and get a big DUH in return.
    I think Jessica Simpson has an orange bra. Hee hee. Kidding!!

  6. Damon 07.Sep.05 at 9:52 am

    I find myself strangely attracted to Jessica Simpson now…dammit!

  7. Thomas 12.Sep.05 at 11:54 am

    The Britney perfume is “Curious”, as in when someone smells you, they’ll exclaim, “Now that’s a curious scent…”

  8. Lindsey 15.Sep.05 at 9:20 am

    Could you please tell me something about this magazine. I wanted a perfume that was included in that month’s issue, but my boyfriend threw it away so now I have no idea what it was. All I remember is that the page was very pink and the perfume smelled absolutely wonderful.