snot-colored aliens have taken up residence in my skull and they’ve decided they want out by any means necessary, so at least we agree on that. i was hoping the withdrawl from my body would be quick and peaceful. but no. oh no. these aliens are not leaving without a ruckus. i am currently trying to rally my troops using Captain Mango Green Tea with Lieutenants honey and lime accompanied by Private First Class Donettes. but the aliens seems to be getting the better of us. i’m about to call in Major General Tylenol Cold and Sinus to see what he can do to these assholes.

there will be so much co-worker ass kicked on tuesday that it’s going to be mind-boggling.