i bought my marathon shirt sometime in the fall of 1993. it’s a red-hooded sweatshirt, the kind of the kangaroo pocket and not the zipper. i love this shirt more than i love a lot…
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now if i ever actually kill her, the DA will use this to prove it was totally premeditated
sister #4 is going in for a colonoscopy on tuesday. sadly, i will not be able to take part in the grand event because i will be in canada. and that odor you smell, tha’ts…
portents and omens
last night before class, Kelly and i got to chatting about singlehood and men and dating in general. she wrote recently about her not so great luck with personal ads. we talked about how hard…
confessions of a germy germspreader
last night at grumpy’s i had an utterly delightful conversation with a couple of germaphobe/hypochondriac’s. i am not afraid to say that one of them is Kelly (who i incidentally had a crazy dream about…
it figures
just when i decide to become a moody brunette, redheads are all the rage
cherry is not lime
i was so distracted by the ice-covered roads, my traveling anxiety, my lateness, and my general crappy mood that when i was at the gas station today i grabbed the wrong diet coke. if i…