The first time i heard Paul Westerberg‘s “Crackle and Drag” (this is a link to the MP3 that’s from the Guthrie show of which i speak) I was sitting by myself in the Guthrie Theater…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
the thing that bothers me is that someone keeps moving my objects
dear mr. doughty el delicioso, hi, it’s me jodi. remember me? freakishly tall butt shaker standing in the back of first ave sending you her patented Make Sweet Sweet Love to Me Vibes™ — yeah,…
overheard at the office
“if it weren’t for these free cookies, my rage would have a body count.” and actually it wasn’t overheard, i said it. but it was funny and the free cookies were good and i am…
six of my most rainman-like qualities, shut up you know you have them too
everytime i walk the stairs in my house i count them (there are 15) if for some reason i forget to count them, i estimate how many steps i’ve taken and then count the remaing…
56 until 060606
with only 56 days until 06.06.06 (which is my birthday), it’s not too early for you to order me the red robot keychain that i’ve wanted for like 893 years and have yet to get…
oh-ho she’ll chew you up
i am listening to Hall & Oates’ “Maneater” without the slightest bit of irony. also, i am not wearing socks.