everytime i walk the stairs in my house i count them (there are 15) if for some reason i forget to count them, i estimate how many steps i’ve taken and then count the remaing stairs.
if i have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night when it’s dark out, i walk with my hip brushing against the wall for fear of being sucked ass over tea kettle down the stairs.
even if i brush my teeth when i get home from work i take off my shirt.
i get a wee bit agitated if i am at home at 6 p.m. and forget to watch Days of Our Lives on Soap Net.
at work i will only drink the Tropical Citrus Green Tea and it is the only thing i drink out of my 89.3 the current mug. if i drink coffee i will use a styrofoam cup.
when i leave for work, i put Kathleen Turner Overdrive and my cell phone in my bag. i check to make sure they are in my bag before i go out the door, and then check one more time before i get into Ruby.
Yikes. OCD.
please. do you think that we are actually gonna believe that unlike most humans on this planet, you Mr. UH have no OCD tendencies at all?
Yes, I have symptoms of OCD, ADD, ADHD, TB, and a host of STDs.
reminds me of a PW lyric. . . “A-D-D, P-C-P, F-U-C-K-E-D that’s me.”
I am OCD for sure. I have a pencil holder on my desk at work, and I put certain writing utensils in certain holes, and all the points up so the bottom of the holder doesn’t get dirty.
How is THAT?