because the universe likes to conspire against (or for) me in odd and confusing ways that i cannot decipher, i got an e-mail from my friend Ray on Thursday night, the night my class workshopped…
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Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
things i did not do this weekend
1. nap 2. finish the totally drecky Secret Life of Bees 3. remain dry-eyed while watching “Hook” or “Walk the Line” 4. finish putting back together the downstairs bathroom (though it is a delightful shade…
lunchtime theatre
the setting: your average 6’5″ copywriter is sitting at her desk crafting some very fine propaganda that will help the corporate behemouth take over the planet. she’s wearing headphones and pumping it up ala Elvis…
the time for freaking out has arrived
i’ve been so busy with the quite-a-lot-to-do here at work and the pouting in my hormone-induced muck while at home that i’ve totally forgotten to freak out about my workshop this week. yeah, tonight i…
seamus is the enemy
seamus, the dirty rotten bastard, snuck out at lunch and bought a delicious, beautiful iPod Nano. it is black and so pretty i want to weep. he wouldn’t let me hump it, but he did…
in which our superhero makes a responsible decision instead of doing the stupid thing that would be way more fun
seamus returned today from whatever far-flung destination we sent him to this week. it was an overnighter, so i assume it wasn’t some place too far away. he grabbed the container of sin and asked,…