Two days of cleaning, a day and a half of cooking, a gallon each of homemade soup and chili, dusted bookcases and I was practically stood up. Yeah. No aunts or uncles or cousins. One…
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Day XX: The infestation looms
Bedtime: 2:24 a.m. Waketime: 8:30 a.m. Goals for the day: Survive. The floors are swept, the chili is crocking and the only things left to do include showering and making cookies. With four hours to…
7 Ages of Rock
Dear VH1 Classics, I would just like to thank you for airing all seven episodes of the 7 Ages of Rock today. This was easily the best thing that could have happened to me today….
Mmm MmmGood
Supergenius HQ smells like bacon and Newcastle. This is not a complaint.
Day 4: Where we tire of that stupid titling convention that’s amusing for about two minutes
Bedtime: 12:24 a.m. Waketime: 8:40 a.m. Goals for the day: Clean, clean, clean and put away all the books. My goal today is to have Supergenius HQ in pristine condition so tomorrow when I get…
On the third day of Christmas vaction my true love gave to me — a slippery, shiny ice storm
Bedtime: 1:50 a.m. Waketime: 7:28 a.m. Goals for the day: Move the mattress up into the still empty master bedroom, grocery shop, stay awake. Instead of braving the shiny, ice-coated streets to go wrap gifts…