Bedtime: 12:24 a.m.
Waketime: 8:40 a.m.
Goals for the day: Clean, clean, clean and put away all the books.
My goal today is to have Supergenius HQ in pristine condition so tomorrow when I get up all I need to do is cook my ass off, take a shower, and await the infestation. Tomorrow’s Christmas Eve, right? I’ve already reached the point in my vacation where I have to think really hard about what day it is.
In other psychotic news, I was just pondering the bookcase and I have decided it would prudent to put all my signed books together on one shelf. This way, if there is a fire I can grab them all at once on my way out the door. Right?
This healthy dose of neurosis is sponsored by the fact that yesterday I convinced myself that someone had broken in and stolen my autographed copy of Cat’s Cradle. See when I got home I sat down in the La-Z-Grrl and noticed that the Vonnegut books were knocked over and laying on the floor. They were supposed to be on the bottom shelf resting nicely between Voltaire and Wallace.
Can you see how this spiraled out of control?
Eventually I discovered Cat’s Cradle resting behind Infinite Jest and decided that one of the cats must have made a mad dash behind the Vonnegut when I turned on the vacuum cleaner.