i dream of a world where sales people can spell registration without a copyeditor, where people meet deadlines, where i don’t have to explain why you would never write, “etc. . . . ” where…
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overwrought, distressed, troubled
ugh! tonight i am overwhelmed and whenever i get overwhelmed i get lonely. i just feel like there’s too much to do and i’m just one person, i can’t do it all. it’s like i…
supergenius vs. chicken little
someone somewhere is looking after me. either that or i have the power to manipulate inanimate objects and/or the postal system with sheer will. since i went home pukey this morning, i have to work…
quantify my luck i need a mercy fuck
i bet that corporate america could see a resurgence in employee loyalty and productivity if they were: A. allowed to work without pants on (much like i am doing now) B. allowed to sing along…
it’s also true that i lost the map
wahoo! liz phair is coming to First Ave on August 28th, whose coming with me?
no more sleep
i can’t sleep anymore, though i still feel a bit queasy. my recuperative napping was filled with bizarre, unconnected images that didn’t make any sense. in one dream i was sleeping in my parents’ old…