our uterus is in complete revolt. the midol forces have been brought in to quell the unrest. it has come to our attention that dentyne ice arctic chill is the toilet bowl cleanerest tasting gum…
Posts Published by Jodi Chromey
Everything the light touches is my kingdom. Well, at least where this website is concerned. There's an about me section if you are so inclined to know things. All the posts were written by me. I have a lot of words.
today vs. jodi
in an epic battle pitting me against today, today kicked my ever-loving ass. kicked it. there was so much writing to do that my brain is a little fried. so much writing that at 8:30…
you tacky thing, you put me on
after much internal debate and extensive consideration i’ve decided to give it up to the first man to sing Rebel Rebel to me. of course, there is one stipulation, you have to do that little…
this love is tired, i’ve changed the locks
ok men, listen up. you, you, you and you in the back, yes you too, i’m going to toss you all off a fucking bridge. you, you’re safe because you make my tummy do flipflops…
my inner-tree hugger does a jig of joy
sister #2 just sent me this thing about Wind Energy and now i can spend a few extra dollars to get wind energy and save acres of stuff and how cool is that?
towards switchboards and stations
long ago i gave up my quest to write some marketing propaganda that said “if we can land a man on the moon surely we can get you to buy this product.” yes, i stole…