i’m audi

to the man in the green audi A8 driving 60 down highway 18 this morning:

you would have thought seeing the decimated honda crv and the overturned semi-truck would have been a wakeup call that perhaps it wasn’t such a grand idea to be trimming your damn nosehairs while driving.

apparently not.

sheesh– doing 35 on a side street i might forgive such a disgusting act. but doing 60 on a highway after just passing a devestating accident well, it’s inexcusable.

don’t deny it. i saw the trimmer things in your hand! and really, that full view of your nostrils i was getting in your rearview mirror, was kinda gross.

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2 Comments

  1. Thomas 12.Sep.02 at 11:35 am

    Nosehairs are the bane of my existance, but I have the guts (or is that insanity) enough to pull the little buggers out as opposed to trimming them. A neat nostril is like a having a monkey make you laugh when you’re sad.

    However I must say that the driver in question was not in the right; He was dangerously close to turning his Audi into an “Innie”. We can’t ‘Ford to ChevroLet drivers act like Bronco-busters! Hyundai they think they are, anyway? They make me so mad I could Saab…

    (You missed me last week, didn’t you?)

  2. UH 12.Sep.02 at 2:35 pm

    “…turning his Audi into an ‘Innie’…”

    That’s two minutes in the pun-alty box for you, young man. And a game misconduct for the rest of it, which I shan’t deign to quote here.