So Darling Ones, My brain has decided that today marks 100 days since I last shaved my head and since I ended my last romantic relationship. I’m about 68% sure these two things did not…
Date Archives 2020
The COVID Diaries: I Just Died on the Couch Tonight
Oh, Darling Ones, I just died on the couch tonight. It was boredom. Boredom killed me and now I’m a bored ghost haunting the same fucking couch I died on. Boredom is my #1 enemy….
The COVID Diaries: Vincent Adultman & Time Soup
Guess what, Darling Ones? Last night Yesterday, I accidentally ate dinner at 5 p.m. I was distraught when I came out to the couch after eating putting away the dishes and realizing it was 5:16…
The COVID Diaries: Sliding Into My DMs
Dear Darling Ones, I keep a note on my phone called FROM THE BOOKS where I transcribe parts of books that make my heart wobbly. I don’t do this all the time because I’m lazy,…
The COVID Diaries: Cats in Hats & Other Saturday Tales
Well, Darling Ones, we got a bit of a good news bad news situation up in this joint. One bit of good news, for the most part I’ve kicked the insomnia to the curb and…
The COVID Diaries: Grinchster Goddess of Minnesota
So Darling Ones, I did a thing! Even though I’m still feeling pretty much like the Grinchster Goddess of Minnesota, I had a lightning bolt of an idea for a Christmas Gift and it was…