7:14 a.m. Stands guard as I eat a bowl of Trix on the brown couch. He walks in front of the couch back and forth, back and forth. We are both a little surprised that…
Date Archives February 2013
On this Galentine’s Day I’m celebrating The Current & Women Who Love the Rock & Roll
According to Councilwoman Leslie Knope of Pawnee, Indiana today is Galentine’s Day. It’s the day before Valentine’s Day when you celebrate all the smart, fabulous women in your life. On this Galentine’s Day, I would…
Thunder-stealing Popes & Ponytails
So I have an important announcement to make, but I kind of feel like the Pope stole my thunder with that whole resignation stuff. Like, dude gets all the attention because it’s the first time…
It’s Sunday & I’m Boring: The Grammy’s edition
You all know that Christa is my very favorite writer on the entire Internet, right? When she finally publishes a book I will have to put Mary Gaitskill and John Irving and Aimee Bender on…
Who are you?
After listening to all seventeen hours and fifty-six minutes of Pete Townshend’s autobiography I felt as though I deserved some kind of merit badge. Or a cookie. A reward was definitely in order because, man,…
The Rock & Roll Pillow
“Aunt Jodi, close your eyes,” Cade shouted as I walked up the stairs at Sister #2’s house. “Okay.” I stood in the middle of the living room with my eyes clothes. Walter jumped against my…