One of my all-time favorite Saturday Night Live moments is a Debbie Downer sketch where Rachel Dratch biffs a line and the rest of the people in the sketch — Amy Poehler, Lindsay Lohan, Horatio…
Date Archives 2012
Lizard Eye vs. The Fungus Gnats
I’ve been FORTY! for exactly thirteen days and now I have a lizard eye. Specifically, I have a lizard-y eyelid. It seems a portion of my left (and only my left) eyelid has decided to…
Birthday Party! Cheesecake! Jellybean! Boom!
First, I think this 2005 thread about which is more annoying “It’s The End Of The World As We Know It” or “We Didn’t Start The Fire” is my favorite thing on the Internet today….
Things Liam did not want to do even though they started with the letter V
Liam, who is seven, was so booorrrreeeeddd he was nearly ready to die. I asked him what he wanted to do and hes said it started with a V. So I tried to guess. [arrow_list]…
The saddest sex dream in all the land
Thanks to all the hullabaloo about the Diamond Jubilee last week, I’ve been having a lot of dreams involving Prince Harry. Or, as I like to call him His Royal Ginger. Also, Yum! Many of…
On babyish fiction & frozen yogurt
My brain/body have decided that 4.5 hours is plenty enough sleep thankyouverymuch and we’ll just get out of bed and get something done. This has left me with the emotional capacity of a cranky four…