If you’ve ever spent any time with a girl between the ages of oh, 8 and 12, you know that one of their main reasons for existing is to apply lip gloss. They love lipgloss, it’s the G-rate cosmetic that all parents seem to deem okay. Girls will apply the lip gloss incessantly, the pinkier, glitterier, and gloppier the better.
These lip glosses I picked up from You Stink Soap on Etsy have turned me into a nine-year-old girl minus the pink and glitter. I am currently in love with the Mango Mango flavor and find myself using it about every other hour whether I need to or not. It’s that delicious!
Sorry. But that bloody mary from Rock & Roll Bookclub tasted so good that if it had a penis, a penchant for booknerdy girls, and said the word poem like Billy Bragg I’d have married it and had it’s gangly, spicy, vodka-spiked babies.