When we inevitably makeout

Yummy Lip Gloss

If you’ve ever spent any time with a girl between the ages of oh, 8 and 12, you know that one of their main reasons for existing is to apply lip gloss. They love lipgloss, it’s the G-rate cosmetic that all parents seem to deem okay. Girls will apply the lip gloss incessantly, the pinkier, glitterier, and gloppier the better.

These lip glosses I picked up from You Stink Soap on Etsy have turned me into a nine-year-old girl minus the pink and glitter. I am currently in love with the Mango Mango flavor and find myself using it about every other hour whether I need to or not. It’s that delicious!

I tell you this because when we inevitably make out you’ll know what my lips will taste like. My breath will probably taste like this:
Rock & Roll Bookclub Bloody Mary

Sorry. But that bloody mary from Rock & Roll Bookclub tasted so good that if it had a penis, a penchant for booknerdy girls, and said the word poem like Billy Bragg I’d have married it and had it’s gangly, spicy, vodka-spiked babies.

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  1. david 26.Apr.09 at 6:15 pm

    That Bloody Mary looks so good, can I join Rock & Roll Book Club if we end up in Minneapolis?

  2. Jodi 26.Apr.09 at 6:22 pm

    Sure, as long as you survive the ritual hazing and get voted in by the board of trustees.


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