The worst part was I had to live in Roseville

I dreamt last night that my family made me move into you Aunt Tete’s house in Roseville. I am not sure where my aunt had gone, but all I know is that I was forced to live in her house. It made me very sad, having to live in Roseville. So sad, in fact, that I tried to have sex with the TTHM. Because somehow, in dreamland, that would make up for having to live in Roseville.

Also, well, I was going to tell you about how I haven’t been able to stop singing Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, but then an evil-doing nerd started blaring Chimpanzee Riding a Segway in my ear and now I gotta make a call to OSHA.

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  1. Shokkou 29.Dec.08 at 6:23 pm

    Sweeeeeeet. You got to have some dream sex. Pink Robots beat Yoshimi by nine i think.

  2. holtz 29.Dec.08 at 6:57 pm

    All the cool people live in Roseville!

  3. Jodi 29.Dec.08 at 9:56 pm

    that’s unpossible. I live in Shakopee.

  4. Heather 29.Dec.08 at 11:45 pm

    If OSHA is anything like the song, they won’t believe you. But don’t worry, Yoshimi won’t let those robots eat you.

  5. shelaka 30.Dec.08 at 9:27 am

    I played Yoshimi constantly ’til my 7-year old daughter liked it. Now when that Iphone commercial comes on, she says “Look, dad! Yoshimi!”

    Plus I force-feed the Mats to my son on the way to school. Now he learned the riff to “Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out” on guitar. Success!

  6. Jodi 30.Dec.08 at 9:32 am

    shelaka, that seems to be the #1 reason to have kids as far as I’m concerned.

  7. jags 30.Dec.08 at 9:41 am

    Dominic used to listen to that cd over and over. Very happy he eschewed Barney for the Flaming Lips.

  8. Jodi 30.Dec.08 at 9:43 am

    Dominic is probably the coolest 7 year old on the planet.

  9. the tthm 30.Dec.08 at 12:34 pm

    Roseville is sadly where christians go to eschew or die. I, however, live in Falcon Heights — if you can call this a living. The sexx would be about the same regardless — drab, mediocre. You should be thankful you live so near the Savage Fen.

  10. bakiwop 31.Dec.08 at 3:34 pm

    what’s with all the roseville hatin’? and falcon heights, like, totally rocks! omg.


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