I dreamt last night that my family made me move into you Aunt Tete’s house in Roseville. I am not sure where my aunt had gone, but all I know is that I was forced to live in her house. It made me very sad, having to live in Roseville. So sad, in fact, that I tried to have sex with the TTHM. Because somehow, in dreamland, that would make up for having to live in Roseville.
Also, well, I was going to tell you about how I haven’t been able to stop singing Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, but then an evil-doing nerd started blaring Chimpanzee Riding a Segway in my ear and now I gotta make a call to OSHA.
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Sweeeeeeet. You got to have some dream sex. Pink Robots beat Yoshimi by nine i think.
All the cool people live in Roseville!
that’s unpossible. I live in Shakopee.
If OSHA is anything like the song, they won’t believe you. But don’t worry, Yoshimi won’t let those robots eat you.
I played Yoshimi constantly ’til my 7-year old daughter liked it. Now when that Iphone commercial comes on, she says “Look, dad! Yoshimi!”
Plus I force-feed the Mats to my son on the way to school. Now he learned the riff to “Tommy Gets His Tonsils Out” on guitar. Success!
shelaka, that seems to be the #1 reason to have kids as far as I’m concerned.
Dominic used to listen to that cd over and over. Very happy he eschewed Barney for the Flaming Lips.
Dominic is probably the coolest 7 year old on the planet.
Roseville is sadly where christians go to eschew or die. I, however, live in Falcon Heights — if you can call this a living. The sexx would be about the same regardless — drab, mediocre. You should be thankful you live so near the Savage Fen.
what’s with all the roseville hatin’? and falcon heights, like, totally rocks! omg.