I dreamt last night that my family made me move into you Aunt Tete’s house in Roseville. I am not sure where my aunt had gone, but all I know is that I was forced to live in her house. It made me very sad, having to live in Roseville. So sad, in fact, that I tried to have sex with the TTHM. Because somehow, in dreamland, that would make up for having to live in Roseville.
Also, well, I was going to tell you about how I haven’t been able to stop singing Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots, but then an evil-doing nerd started blaring Chimpanzee Riding a Segway in my ear and now I gotta make a call to OSHA.