Answering the Googlers’ Questions VIII: Too preoccupied for real content edition

do you like amanda lorber?
Hell yes I do. She’s that amazing mix of awkward and self-confidence that I find so charming because I like to think that I was like that in high school. And she has great glasses.

is it ok to wear concert t shirts to concerts?
No. Unless, of course, you want to be made fun of, then go for it.

names of clothes designers for movie sex and the city?
See Vanity Fair’s round-up of all the brands included in Sex in the City

why hate nicholas sparks?
Because he writes boring, cliched, predictable books.

what does my true love give to me of the first day of christmas
A partridge in a pear tree

who wrote the song the reason why god made a girl
Prince did.

what do short girls mean when they say they don’t date tall guys?
It means that they don’t date tall guys, as in they will not date them, have no interest in dating them. Got it?

my penis whole is red what does that mean?
Two things.
1. Call a doctor
2. Learn the difference between whole and hole

In coward of the county is becky raped?
Yes, by the Gatlin boys. There were three of them.

What are the funniest books ever written?
Funny you should ask. Please see Funny Fiction Part I and Part II

Book club questions for candy girl by diablo cody
Why does her boyfriend not care at all that she spent a year as a sex worker?
What is the real reason she decided to become a stripper?
How is it that she manages to be the only “normal, well-adjusted” stripper in the bunch and what does that mean to her?
Why did this book give me a headache?

will you be my sugardaddy?
No, will you be mine?

what is a doggybag in sexual terms?
I have no idea, but I am too scared to look.

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  1. Jodi 15.Jul.08 at 7:27 am

    I looked. I shouldn’t have.

  2. UH 15.Jul.08 at 9:37 pm

    It is OK to wear concert shirts to concerts, but only under these specific conditions:

    1) You are in the band that’s playing on stage

    2) You’re wearing another band’s shirt

    So, for example, if you’re a member of Weezer it is perfectly all right to wear a Wilco shirt while you’re on stage, but it’s not permissible to wear a Weezer shirt.


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