So I was on the Dating Game but instead of three bachelors, I had a bachelor and a bachelorette. One was Prince and the other was Liz Phair. They answered all my questions with each other’s dirtiest lyrics. As the game progressed they went from speaking the lyrics to singing the lyrics. Even in dreams hearing Prince sing “He said he liked to do it backwards, and I said, “that’s just fine with me, that way we can fuck and watch TV” is really fucking cool.

P.S. Hrm, now after reading this little bit about Liz Phair writing a novel (found via fimoculous), I think it’s my subconscious telling me to write my damn story.